Week 12 Power Rankings
Week 12 Power Rankings
It all comes down to one week for the Fat Cats and the Inglorious Bat Turds. The seven above them are all guaranteed at least one more week and are now merely jockeying for positions. Happy Thanksgiving!
1. The Home Pwners (Record 9-3, Standings: 1, Previous Week PR: 1)
They lost, but nonetheless managed to clinch the top seed when both chasers also fell. And they still had a really good week. No droppage here.
2. Blind Squirrels (Record 8-4, Standings: 4, Previous Week PR: 4)
Call it a late correction. Since week 6, they’ve been better than any other team with the exception of the Pwners. And they just took out said team behind an amazing effort from…Lance Moore? If they keep getting this kind of help from unlikely sources, they’ll be a tough out.
3. The Dngrs Dngrs (Record 8-4, Standings: 2, Previous Week PR: 2)
Once again the lack of depth on this team comes out to bite them. They still look like the favorite for the two seed due to a solid points lead and a matchup against a floundering team, but it’s by no means guaranteed.
4. The Schmuckernators (Record 8-4, Standings: 3, Previous Week PR: 3)
They took another damaging hit in the standings. Now their lead over the Squirrels is down to less than ten points, so even a win next week might not guarantee a top three seed.
5. Incomprehensibles (Record 8-4, Standings: 5, Previous Week PR: 6)
Dominating win in a week where everything went right. Now with another favorable matchup next week, this team is getting hot at the right time. This team could end up anywhere from two to six.
6. Cool Runnings (Record 7-5, Standings: 7, Previous Week PR: 7)
Good effort to right the ship after the recent struggles. Unfortunately, they’ve lost a lot of ground in the meantime and won’t be able to do better than the five seed.
7. Brett’s Benzos BID (Record 7-5, Standings: 6, Previous Week PR: 5)
Another mediocre showing in an important game. The once intriguing matchup with the Runnings next week has been reduced to a loser-takes-seventh-place extravaganza. Woohoo.
8. Fat Cats (Record 5-7, Standings: 8, Previous Week PR: 8)
Huge win to retain control of the race for the final spot. They picked the right time for their best game of the year. Now they just need a win and they’re in!
9. Inglorious Bat Turds (Record 4-8, Standings: 9, Previous Week PR: 9)
Big win to bounce back after last week’s disaster. They just need to upset the Schmucks and hope the Cats slip up against the Incomprehensibles to sneak back in to the playoff picture.
10. Cactus. Look out! (Record: 3-9, Standings: 10, Previous Week PR: 11)
Another monster effort from Cassel and they finally get the win to go with it. Unfortunately, the late season surge is coming a little too late, but it gives them something good to look back on heading into next year.
11. Cupcakes of Doom! (Record 3-9, Standings: 11, Previous Week PR: 10)
Another awful effort ends their hopes of extending the season. With one exception (which also was a loss), they have been absolutely terrible over the last month. Now all they can do is shuffle the seedings above them.
12. Minions (Record 2-10, Standings: 12, Previous Week PR: 12)
Finally return to normalcy and are eliminated from the playoff chase with a classic Minions showing. Taking down the first place Pwners next week in a meaningless game would be a small measure of redemption in this lost season.
It all comes down to one week for the Fat Cats and the Inglorious Bat Turds. The seven above them are all guaranteed at least one more week and are now merely jockeying for positions. Happy Thanksgiving!
1. The Home Pwners (Record 9-3, Standings: 1, Previous Week PR: 1)
They lost, but nonetheless managed to clinch the top seed when both chasers also fell. And they still had a really good week. No droppage here.
2. Blind Squirrels (Record 8-4, Standings: 4, Previous Week PR: 4)
Call it a late correction. Since week 6, they’ve been better than any other team with the exception of the Pwners. And they just took out said team behind an amazing effort from…Lance Moore? If they keep getting this kind of help from unlikely sources, they’ll be a tough out.
3. The Dngrs Dngrs (Record 8-4, Standings: 2, Previous Week PR: 2)
Once again the lack of depth on this team comes out to bite them. They still look like the favorite for the two seed due to a solid points lead and a matchup against a floundering team, but it’s by no means guaranteed.
4. The Schmuckernators (Record 8-4, Standings: 3, Previous Week PR: 3)
They took another damaging hit in the standings. Now their lead over the Squirrels is down to less than ten points, so even a win next week might not guarantee a top three seed.
5. Incomprehensibles (Record 8-4, Standings: 5, Previous Week PR: 6)
Dominating win in a week where everything went right. Now with another favorable matchup next week, this team is getting hot at the right time. This team could end up anywhere from two to six.
6. Cool Runnings (Record 7-5, Standings: 7, Previous Week PR: 7)
Good effort to right the ship after the recent struggles. Unfortunately, they’ve lost a lot of ground in the meantime and won’t be able to do better than the five seed.
7. Brett’s Benzos BID (Record 7-5, Standings: 6, Previous Week PR: 5)
Another mediocre showing in an important game. The once intriguing matchup with the Runnings next week has been reduced to a loser-takes-seventh-place extravaganza. Woohoo.
8. Fat Cats (Record 5-7, Standings: 8, Previous Week PR: 8)
Huge win to retain control of the race for the final spot. They picked the right time for their best game of the year. Now they just need a win and they’re in!
9. Inglorious Bat Turds (Record 4-8, Standings: 9, Previous Week PR: 9)
Big win to bounce back after last week’s disaster. They just need to upset the Schmucks and hope the Cats slip up against the Incomprehensibles to sneak back in to the playoff picture.
10. Cactus. Look out! (Record: 3-9, Standings: 10, Previous Week PR: 11)
Another monster effort from Cassel and they finally get the win to go with it. Unfortunately, the late season surge is coming a little too late, but it gives them something good to look back on heading into next year.
11. Cupcakes of Doom! (Record 3-9, Standings: 11, Previous Week PR: 10)
Another awful effort ends their hopes of extending the season. With one exception (which also was a loss), they have been absolutely terrible over the last month. Now all they can do is shuffle the seedings above them.
12. Minions (Record 2-10, Standings: 12, Previous Week PR: 12)
Finally return to normalcy and are eliminated from the playoff chase with a classic Minions showing. Taking down the first place Pwners next week in a meaningless game would be a small measure of redemption in this lost season.
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