Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Talking trash

To the other Kenwood MVS'ers:

I personally guarantee that the Sioux Falls VS unit introduction at retreat next month will be the best one, bar none. It's absolute gold. Remember the best kick-off acts from years past? I've got four syllables for you: even better. I hope you are working day and night with your group to top our 5 minutes of perfection, though of course you will be lucky to bow down within shouting range of the mountain on top of which we will stand as kings and champions.

I also personally guarantee the appearance of the molest-ache at retreat.

3 Comments:

Blogger Danny said...

from http://www.mennonitemission.net/Work/Service/MVS/Retreat/MoreInfo.asp

Celebration Night
On Tuesday evening, be prepared for Celebration Night. Each unit is invited to do a five-minute presentation on the life and work of the unit. Stories, poems, skits, musical pieces are just a few of the creative possibilities. MVS staff will coordinate this time together.


Actually, I was tipped off by someone in the Chicago unit. We're planning to smoke them, too.

5:16 PM  
Blogger Jaron said...

I bet their unit's bigger than yours.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Danny said...

Yeah, all i can think of when i see that one guy are those Allstate commercials.

"There are terrorists over there!"
"They cause high car insurance rates! Let's take a stand!"

10:58 PM  

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