Thursday, January 05, 2006
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2 Comments:
That's funny. I just logged on to post the exact same thing. Guess I was too late.
My favorites:
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When I read an article about this in our newspaper, I just about pissed myself.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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