A moment of zen

Yeah so i haven't posted in a while I've been so focused on Jaron's mom that I've been, how do you say, "tied up." So anyway San Antonio rocks my world and it would rocks yours if you had the balls enough to come down here. Yeah I live in this fairly sweet house, however like any old house we deal with a certain amount bugs. So the other night i went hunting. I was coming in the front door and as i entered a cockroach dropped down on me. Well that's when all hell broke loose. I knocked it off me and as he ran under the fridge I ran and armed myself with a flashlight and Can o' Death. I first saw him making himself at home on the compressor of the fridge. I took aim and nailed him with a spray from the Can o' Death. this scared him out of his hiding place and brought him out into the open. At this point I took another shoot, this time it was a direct hit which scared him back under the fridge. This went on for quite sometime all the while I'm yelling like a banshee "DIE MOTHER F*%^#&R!" I quickly tired of this game of cat and mouse and chased him out into the wide open. This is where i took my secret weapon, the semi-automatic Birkenstock. With clog in hand I took aim, screaming "EAT IT, BITCH!" and my soul was filled with glee as the sole filled with guts.
This has been a moment of zen with Roth.