For Jason's dea...errr..wedding

Friends, romans, kenwoodians! It is I your distinguished leader from the Phoenix I have been absent from this place of Kenbloginship for many moons but I will now once again grace it with my run on sentiences mispelled words nonexistent punctuation and very poor grammar. REJOICE!

In light of Jason's impending unavoidable and rather, uhh, “exciting” “union” I thought we should cover some important issues. As I am still supreme ruler of this body I make a motion that the following events should take place from this day forth unto the day of Jason's transition into a life of beautifully blossoming blissful and bountifully blessed SEX (and that other stuff too):

1 - All those once included in the alliance and formally established country of The United Republic of Kenwood shall on the day of Saturday June the 2^nd 2007 be in attendance at the preparation and execution of one, Jason Schmucker's, nuptials in an effort to serve our brother and make this very important day fun, successful, and amusingly troublesome.

2 – All those included in the fore mentioned party shall, at a time prior to the exchanging of vows, not fail to embarrass, amuse, mildly humiliate, provide with gifts, and generally support their Brother Jason in a “bachelor” event.

3 – That ALL MEMBERS shall, from this day forth, POST at LEAST ONCE regarding their intentions.

4 – That all members should be reminded that I own their mothers, and there is nothing they can do about it.

5 – All members should post outside of this entry with all kinds of pertinent info reminding us of our shared heritage as the Brothers of Kenwood and the fun that we may have all forgotten.

Anyone in violation (determined by a flaming flame war about the legitimacy of your excuses) of the above articles faces any punishment that his demented, psychotic, and just plane sick peers can levy. Steve reserves Veto power over less than a 2/3 majority.

So be it! (bitches)