Steve are you still breathing?
Jaron, I'd (notice the use of the apostrophy) say this speaks for itself as a correlated example of why you havent posted in days and days.
First of all, way to throw in the completely unnecessary word 'correlated'. If something is an example of something else, then of course it's correlated you twit. This is a 'correlated' example of how you're a waste of space.
I would tend to say that the reason I haven't posted for days would be that I am on a dialup connection. Maybe if *I* had a connection that was 50 times faster than my dialup I might post more often. I might even feel the urge to check my email and/or this blog site more than once every two or three days. But as it is, after the 10 minutes it takes me to log in to 2 different email addresses and read the messages, then check this site, I have lost all urge to reply to anything at all.
If you notice what I have noticed, you will see that the people posting the most are the ones on high speed connections. I haven't even attempted to look at the pictures danny posted, because they are all around 300k, which would take more than a minute for each to load (let alone looking at the movies....)
Now, as for updating my website. In case you have forgotten, I chose to express myself through other websites. Instead of spending hundreds of man hours on my own personal website, I chose to selflessly spend those hours creating the websites kratz1.com and godblesskenwood.com, where not only myself, but everyone living in the same floor as me could have a website they could be part of. You selfish bastard. One should also notice that the majority of those pages you have linked are created by our housemates as HOMEWORK. That's right, there isn't a creative spark in any of those except for Jason's, Andy's, and mine. Yours still has images saved as .jpg when they should be .gif, and the load time is atrocious.
Even though you're all jerks and none of you care, I'll tell you what I've been up to.
1. Sleeping
2. Sleeping more
3. Working a little (I even bought a receipt book and feel all official when I give clients receipts)
4. Listening to my awesome speakers (mostly in analog surround since digital only works correctly through powerDVD)
5. Ranting about my modem connection
6. Played some 7 person Rook (2 decks, 9 in the kitty, bids around 220-260, Greencroft rules of show kitty, and you call 1 partner so it's 2 vs 5)
7. Sleeping
8. Read 6 of the 7 narnia books so far.
9. Saw Star Wars again (Much better with good sound, and Vader's "Noooooooooo" was a lot less cheesy without the Sean Kauffman row laughing obscenely loud)
10. Eating food left over from my brother's open house. I've gained about 30-40 pounds so far since you guys last saw me.
Eat my bitter post jerks.
First of all, way to throw in the completely unnecessary word 'correlated'. If something is an example of something else, then of course it's correlated you twit. This is a 'correlated' example of how you're a waste of space.
I would tend to say that the reason I haven't posted for days would be that I am on a dialup connection. Maybe if *I* had a connection that was 50 times faster than my dialup I might post more often. I might even feel the urge to check my email and/or this blog site more than once every two or three days. But as it is, after the 10 minutes it takes me to log in to 2 different email addresses and read the messages, then check this site, I have lost all urge to reply to anything at all.
If you notice what I have noticed, you will see that the people posting the most are the ones on high speed connections. I haven't even attempted to look at the pictures danny posted, because they are all around 300k, which would take more than a minute for each to load (let alone looking at the movies....)
Now, as for updating my website. In case you have forgotten, I chose to express myself through other websites. Instead of spending hundreds of man hours on my own personal website, I chose to selflessly spend those hours creating the websites kratz1.com and godblesskenwood.com, where not only myself, but everyone living in the same floor as me could have a website they could be part of. You selfish bastard. One should also notice that the majority of those pages you have linked are created by our housemates as HOMEWORK. That's right, there isn't a creative spark in any of those except for Jason's, Andy's, and mine. Yours still has images saved as .jpg when they should be .gif, and the load time is atrocious.
Even though you're all jerks and none of you care, I'll tell you what I've been up to.
1. Sleeping
2. Sleeping more
3. Working a little (I even bought a receipt book and feel all official when I give clients receipts)
4. Listening to my awesome speakers (mostly in analog surround since digital only works correctly through powerDVD)
5. Ranting about my modem connection
6. Played some 7 person Rook (2 decks, 9 in the kitty, bids around 220-260, Greencroft rules of show kitty, and you call 1 partner so it's 2 vs 5)
7. Sleeping
8. Read 6 of the 7 narnia books so far.
9. Saw Star Wars again (Much better with good sound, and Vader's "Noooooooooo" was a lot less cheesy without the Sean Kauffman row laughing obscenely loud)
10. Eating food left over from my brother's open house. I've gained about 30-40 pounds so far since you guys last saw me.
Eat my bitter post jerks.
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